In the 1800s, chinese railworkers had a saying. "Please God, don't let me starve in the hot sun." Simple, yet effective. Happy Famiree was founded on those guiding principles at some point in the 21st century, or to our friends in the past, the future. Since day one, many people have been hard at work to provide an unworthy audience with glorious technicolor Youtube videos. Chief amongst those many workers were the co-founders Skinny "Ben" Balltronic and E-rock "Jerry" Jablonski.

 

       These robber barons and carpet baggers combined their collective eye for humor with the wishes granted them by the hideous severed monkey's paw that they found at a church bazzar. They chose to ply their trade by making their voices heard in fanciful cartoons in the stead of other (paid) actor's voices. To date, this phenomenon has yet to be explained or taken seriously.

 

       Never ones to merely confine their disturbing presence to one place, the industrious menace that became Happy Famiree took to local Japanimation Carnivals (now known simply as "cons") to delight and terrify the fairer sex and their lilywhite ilk, the fops. These sick displays showcase what are referred to as "Youtube Poops" and other discussions on the Batmen and large mechanical men that fight a motley group of deities.

 

        To say that these captains of industry are heartless monsters would be by all accounts acceptable, but for the fact that in 2013, the first Happy Famiree and Friends charity videogame marathon took place as part of the larger Extra Life marathon. Over $500 was raised in a span of a few short months, an accomplishment to be sure. This year, however, Happy Famiree and Friends plans to at least double that amount in an effort to teach those special youngsters a valuable lesson: all-consuming greed is a powerful tool.